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Realistic Assessments Poetically Stated Vol. 1

by Kreg Martin

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    5 Track EP

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    Produced by: 2Faced (track 1) & Blunted Beatz (tracks 2-5)

    All cuts by: Tone Spliff

    Mixed & Mastered by: Matt Wagner

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1.
It feels so good I tried to give it a break but now I’m back on the track same spit different day yeah it’s been a while my pen was down cause I had to venture out now not to mention how I truly hate writing but make no mistake about it when I do I’m taking lightning and I bottle the shit grab a cap twist one open stop to piss and then it’s back to getting going I’m on top of that list like Kreg is the first name word it aint nothing to juggle the witted wordplay but I’m timid in the worst way cause you’ll never even get it in the first place so listen to my words when you got a sec and comprehend that each time I jot my pen it’s like I’m on a ledge and I got my arms wide open I don’t know if I can fly but I want to die knowing look I don’t mean to brag but me I got a brand new bag and I don’t mean to brag but me I got a brand new bag look I don’t mean to brag but me I got a brand new bag and I don’t mean to brag but me I got a brand new bag I could sing out loud on a cloud aint nothing gonna bring me down no so you can keep that crown a week from now you’ll be known as the king of clowns yo peep the download who can do it like me put the ink to loose leaf and produce some heat I mean my papers charred from the flames that spark and illuminate the dark once I make my mark I’m trying to raise a bar like I’m Roseann’s father got a flow like lava with the soul of Sinatra I’m a 80s cat with a 90s style so it’s kinda ironic how my time is now so clear some space I don’t know about tomorrow but I’m here today and like a hearing aid all up in your ear with a serenade just to make it clear that I don’t mean to brag but me I got a brand new bag and I don’t mean to brag but me I got a brand new bag look I don’t mean to brag but me I got a brand new bag and I don’t mean to brag
2.
I walk into my job and I sit at my desk take a call from a snob and it gives me stress but it’s all I got to get a check so I just watch the clock and the minutes left as I day dream how my day should be but the way I think is dangerous see cause it’s making me more angry I just got to find a way to break me free find a higher purpose I know I aint perfect but I’m determined so my mind is working till the tide is turning but it didn’t today not that far from minimum wage I should ask my boss to give me a raise but she'll probably look lost and wanna spit in my face man I need a vacation but the week is taken indeed today I'm gonna get inebriated time flies but it seems so slow time flies but it seems so slow time flies but it seems so slow cause I’m in the same place from weeks ago it’s like time flies but it seems so slow time flies but it seems so slow time flies but it seems so slow cause I’m in the same place from weeks ago I walk into the bar and I pull up a chair other than my face they don’t know me here but stick around I got stories to share matter of fact bartender better pour me a beer thanks optimistic now my cup is full I just sip it to get comfortable an honest living like the Huxtables but still I’m on a mission like my luck is low cause money comes and goes and I got nothing to show it’s the like funds I blow go up in smoke and burn a hole in my pocket I know it’s a problem but look mom I been showing some progress it’s all part of the process it’s getting harder to digest it aint my time yet I’m placing my bet I know I’m gonna blow and I aint making a bomb threat time flies but it seems so slow time flies but it seems so slow time flies but it seems so slow cause I’m in the same place from weeks ago it’s like time flies but it seems so slow time flies but it seems so slow time flies but it seems so slow cause I’m in the same place from weeks ago I stumble in my house and I lay in my bed watch the day replay in my head try to think of ways I could make it end but when I awake it just plays again I stumble in my house and I lay in my bed watch the day replay in my head try to think of ways I could make it end but when I awake it just plays again I stumble in my house and I lay in my bed watch the day replay in my head try to think of ways I could make it end but when I awake it just plays again
3.
Sunshine 03:39
man I’m so happy I could whistle if you even need a reason got a list full if you even see me breathing I’m in this mood like damn what has he been eating look at this dude and it’s true I couldn’t say it any better cause we’re gonna stay together from today until forever connected at the hip stop asking if it makes me mad cause that’s my shit graceful with the face of an angel faithful every day I’ve been grateful I guess what I’m trying to say is thank you for all the days you kept me sane and stable or all the days you kept me up on my feet when I was down on my luck or I was in too deep and that’s just a couple reasons that I’m reminded of you every time I see the sunshine and every single time I see the shine of the sun I’m reminded of the times that we’re having fun and every time I see the smile that is on your face I realize that this clown finally found his place and every single time I see the shine of the sun I’m reminded of the times that we’re having fun and every time I see the smile that is on your face I realize that this clown finally found his place ayo what would you do if I wrote a song for you and it’s outta key cause I don’t use auto-tune would you walk out on me cause it seemed overdue well we're about to see honestly since knowing you I couldn’t find the right way to word it I had to make it perfect it made me nervous every time I tried to break the surface until I raised the curtains and watched the rain outside a light came on seeing the sun penetrate the sky aye we got a little family don’t we you me plus Neena and Yoshi yeah they dogs but they’re part of the crew and the way you care for them shows the heart that’s in you (true) and if you wanna know my favorite thing about ya it’s that I wouldn’t change a thing and plus I couldn’t be without ya and that’s just a couple reasons that I’m reminded of you every time I see the sunshine and every single time I see the shine of the sun I’m reminded of the times that we’re having fun and every time I see the smile that is on your face I realize that this clown finally found his place and every single time I see the shine of the sun I’m reminded of the times that we’re having fun and every time I see the smile that is on your face I realize that this clown finally found his place
4.
you can catch me in a B-boy stance fresh kicks looking hungry something hanging from my lips that will give me the munchies left hand got a grip on a fist full of money while I’m scrolling all through facebook liking pictures of puppies what cause some bitches are adorable I switch it up to twitter now I’m hitting up my horoscope (I don’t believe in that shit) it’s just a message of lies I guess it applies so I just accept it in stride feeling blessed I’m alive but still questioning why still spending my time with my head in the sky still regretting some lines that I said in my rhymes but I’m nice with it as long as that gets mentioned I’m fine excuse me I’m just feeding my ego cause even these geeks know emcees get treated like Greedo the kid he keeping it regal you just a jester getting lectured I suggest you take a second check this record for good measure I’m a cause this is what it’s about I get it in if it’s good if it isn’t I’m out cause this is what it’s about I get it in if it’s good if it isn’t I’m out this is what it’s about cause this is what it’s about this is what it’s about stop being dubious been doing this since you was a kid scratch that a little baby that was drooling on bibs hashtag mad lazy yeah the truth of it is lately only in my head is where my music exists I mainly do this for kicks like I’m all about the bass going all in on a take like I’m calling out the greats until I’m falling out of grace I’m still the man of the hour it’s like I’m up in mushroom kingdom with my hand on a flower the way I deliver the flow then I get up and go because that princess a hoe plus I’m missing my show it’s a toast to some rebels and a female listen close cause the devil’s in the detail I'm hitting notes but that means I'm punching my pad cause I’m mad at shit that I wrote though it wasn’t that bad but it’s nothing to brag about so I’m ripping it quick but when I’m spitting like this you know I’m getting it in cause this is what it’s about I get it in if it’s good if it isn’t I’m out cause this is what it’s about I get it in if it’s good if it isn’t I’m out this is what it’s about cause this is what it’s about this is what it’s about
5.
Cloud City 03:41
for what it’s worth I went to catholic school made the nuns earn their pay that’s the truth shit you can catch me up at mass at noon I was the boy on the alter with a chalice of juice and this is where the next chapter starts which is the same time I ripped the last one apart I live the same way as far as morals and ethics but when it comes to lord and heaven man I’m more than a skeptic check it honestly I’m not knocking your beliefs but when I stop and think obviously it’s not for me I guess free thinking that’s the cost to reason my thoughts are deep but to y’all that means I’m off the deep end and it’s no secret that I go against majority in other regions it would be against authority so from an awkward silence to a call for violence when you don’t fall in alignment the result is timeless that’s the shit I think about as I drift amongst the clouds that’s the shit I think about to the point I got to get it out I’m trying to put it into words put it in a verse put it on this earth before they put me in the dirt I wanna put it into words put it in a verse put it on this earth before they put me in the dirt my head is strong so I think about my legacy and when I’m gone how people gonna remember me I’m not the healthiest my habits are bad but I’m not lacking the map to get me back on the path until then well I guess I’ll let the wheels spin with real friends that been around since we were children wish it was still then little as a kid all innocent and shit man ignorance is bliss (it is) but I gotta move on I spent too many moons to the tune of that song plus 36 rides around the sun so it’s probably about time I start thinking of one that’s the shit I think about to the point I got to get it out that’s the shit I think about one day ima get it figured out

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released January 14, 2018

Produced by: 2Faced (track 1) & Blunted Beatz (tracks 2-5)
Cuts by: Tone Spliff
Mixed by: Matt Wagner

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